Oshun and Oya Seduction-Chaos Cake

Before we begin, let me just say that this cake is dangerous.  If the union is not completely against his Nature, it will cause the man to want to make passionate love with its maker.  Treat this recipe with the utmost care because if a person actually does give in to their desires, and feels some guilt for it afterwards, it can make them hate you later as much as they wanted you at the moment.  So it is best to only use this if you know there will be no regrets…unless your desire is to make some chaos.

If your desire is to create chaos with someone who is not your man, then the effects are enhanced by *not* having sex with the man, just leaving him unsatisfied to want you a lot.  The desire will remain, but if all they can get from you is this cake, they will want you to make it again.  Even this, you should not too easily give in to.  Extend it to the limits of its effects (approximately a month) before you make him more.

One may ask why make some chaos…One good reason is to see whether or not the person is under a spell before you hit them with something more motherly type protective/cleansing like the Witch Cake.  The Witch Cake doesn’t cause the sort of intense desire that would confuse rather than dissipate quietly, a love spell.  If you don’t want to keep the guy, just distract him for awhile, this cake is better in that it is overall gentler, and the effects temporary.

It is also good to cause a bit of chaos if the guy is your husband or boyfriend, and you think someone is trying to “mojo” him away from you.  It will cause him to open up more, and have a more intense experience than usual, to get him back on track.  Still, at a time when you’d like to rest, follow up with the Witch Cake to fully clean him out.  Just remember to refresh your home/family protections immediately after he finishes the first piece.

 If you have herbs or spices growing in your garden with Ndoki attached to them, make sure that if you use them in this cake, they are happy with human sex, romance, and reproduction.  Remember that whenever you take a piece of their “body” and spread it somewhere, you are reproducing them metaphysically, so you don’t want one who has a problem with men or male sexuality or fertility, or is just too “froo-froo” in this cake.  The idea is to fire the man’s loins, not to neutralize them or make him feel bad about himself.

Now let us begin:

Split open a whole vanilla bean, and cut it up into small pieces.  Put it in a small bottle, and pour a good tablespoon of 95% or higher alcohol.  Put this through Eshu or other Gatekeeper incense, letting some of the smoke enter the bottle before closing it, and then put it in the corresponding section of your altar on a Monday (or the first work day of the week as is customary for the place you live).

On a Friday or Saturday (depending on the ratio of seduction to chaos you’re intending), begin to make the cake.  Friday is more chaos, Saturday is more “smooth” passion/seduction.  If you want them both balanced, do it Friday night so that it will still be baking at midnight.

This cake can also be used at celebrations or as offerings to Oshun, but if so, do it will intentions towards passionate sex blessings for the attendees instead of seducing men.

You will need:

• 2 and 1/2 cups white flour
• 1 and 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
• 1 teaspoon sea salt
• 1 teaspoon “lemon salts” or citric acid
• 1 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1 teaspoon cardamon
• 1 teaspoon ginger
• 1/2 teaspoon coriander
• 1/2 teaspoon hand ground nutmeg
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
• a pinch of finely ground black pepper or grains of paradise
• 6 eggs
• 3/4 cup white sugar
• 1/4 cup brown sugar
• 1/4 cup fruit paste or syrup (not corn or palm/silan)  Try white raisin puree.  Just soak some white raisins in hot water until they are soft, and puree them with a blender or mash them really well.
• 1/4 cup honey
• 5 drops of stevia extract or 1/4 cup of the liquid of tea made with 1 tablespoon stevia herb

(notice that is 5 sorts of sweet)

• 2/3 cup sunflower seeds oil
• 1 cup sour cream, buttermilk, milk, or yogurt
• enough water to thin it enough to pour, usually a cup or so
• the vanilla liquor you made before
• 1 bag of small dark chocolate chips
• 1 cup of shaved dark chocolate

(You may not be able to find affordable chocolate with absolutely no soy or palm oil, but try.  The Orishas understand if you do your best.)

Light some incense for your Gatekeeper, and then turn on some danceable music.  Approach making this cake like a dance for Oshun and Oya (or like deities) intermittently as the soul moves you.

Preheat your oven to 145-150 degrees Celsius.

Grease and flour your baking pan(s).

In a large bowl, mix the flour, baking soda, and salt and the spices.

In a separate bowl, cream together the eggs, the sugars except for the stevia, and the oils until nice and fluffy.

Combine the egg cream mixture with the dry ingredients in the large bowl.  Then add the stevia and the dairy.  It will be too thick, and you will need to add water.

As you pour in the water, think of Oshun or your love/romance deity and shake your booty as you pour.  This is very important.

It should be thick enough to hold up the chocolate chips, but still thin enough to pour…like a pound cake.

When it is the desired thinness, add the vanilla liquor, but not the pieces of vanilla.  You can make something else from these later.

Fold in the shaved chocolate and then the chocolate chips while thinking of Oya or your storm/chaos deity.

Pour into your pan(s) and bake for an hour.  You may check it after this.  A skewer should come out fairly clean, just maybe with some melted chocolate on it.

Let it cool in the pan on a rack.

Decorate it if you like with a few gold leaves and powdered sugar with a dusting of cocoa.

Give the first piece in the far left corner to your Gatekeeper.

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